I walked down the street looking for Sluggers but couldn’t find it and kept walking, and walking, and walking until I realized that I’d totally missed it and hope was lost. I finally found what looked to be a suitable alternative establishment, Jimmy’s on First, after passing many a hot dog, kettle korn, and taco stand.
Jimmy's had a French dip on their menu but the prices were so high it just wasn't worth it. That place wasn't worth it. Jimmy's prices were similar to those one would see in a movie theater / ballpark, likely due to their proximity to Safeco Field. Brief side note: the Mariners—currently 15 wins and 18 losses are on a home stand playing the Boston Red Sox. Editorial note: the Mariners lost the game that night 2-1.
I do not like being overly critical about things (or maybe I love to?) and love food a lot (or maybe I just like it? No, I really love it) but this was just an okay sandwich. It gets a barely passing—just barely—grade. I could be mean, cruel, evil, etc. and score the meal as a 2 but I don't think I'll do that. I’ll say it’s 2.4 to be nice and let that round down to a 2. That way, I can blame it on math, logic, and the system and I, personally, don't have to take the fall.